Sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I’m alright but it’s never enough.


my dragons made no promises, and you threatened their m o t h e r.


lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago


anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie


thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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RUN like your life depends on it. Because it does.


photographed by giuliano bekor


hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

constantlyfreemaned:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

Or for upselling every time you come through…


reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”


kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

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bbcatemypumpkinspice:

things sherlock has always meant to say but never has

  • "john, eat my ass"